Cruise Disembarkation Awful, Would Not Recommend T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"DISembarkation AWFUL, WOULD NOT RECOMMEND." dominates the shirt in bold typography that delivers a punchy message about the less glamorous side of cruising. Presented in stark white and yellow against a gray background, the text captures a hilarious sentiment that resonates with anyone who has experienced the struggles of disembarking after a cruise. This shirt is crafted for those who enjoy a good laugh at travel mishaps, making it an excellent conversation starter during casual outings. It’s an ironic take on vacation disappointments that will surely connect with fellow travelers who appreciate the humor in their adventures. Wear it to share your cruise experiences or simply to brighten someone else's day with a relatable joke.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- To maintain the quality of your shirt, machine wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low, avoiding direct ironing on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the humor in the text convey?
The phrase humorously critiques the often chaotic experience of disembarking from a cruise, resonating with those familiar with travel frustrations.
Is the typography style unique to this shirt?
Yes, the bold typography emphasizes the sarcastic tone of the message, making it visually striking and easy to read.
Who would find this shirt particularly amusing?
Travel enthusiasts and anyone who's faced the challenges of vacation disembarkation will likely appreciate the wit in this design.
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